It was definitely time to formalise and monetise my services. But then you have to deal with those blasted reviews peppered with poor writing and subjective marking. Still. Money is money and I could no longer justify the television license unless payment terms were upgraded. I would now charge, invest proceeds to improve things and take cards. I’m no longer taking token cash from those hands that have been…well…everywhere.
I opened up my laptop to read my latest review, for this I always need a strong cup of coffee and I make sure I am near my library of books to remind myself that while I allow indulgence of an animal kind in my home I am not an animal but highly educated. Unlike some of my clients. But there is no judgement from me on such things. The only (pointless) judgement is the one I am about to read.
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Sexual gratification |
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Like. Yeah. A really great experience. It was all exactly what we expected but in an unexpected way because, like, you know it is never the same twice. We had a good sized group (haha, in every sense!) and we we’re all up for it (I know, I know, I am in the wrong job man!).
I gotta say that, despite the new toys and the refurb to the playroom the addition of the tv being on was, like, really cool. You know those moments when you’re like ‘ummm?’ Well they just, like, weren’t even a thing because there was something to take your gaze. You know? And not every meat in the room is like a visual feast so it helps!
Yeah, I mean, this wasn’t our first time here and I know it won’t be our last. One of our group liked it so much they’re still there, like, I didn’t expect that to happen you know!? Because normally they don’t like people to stay on after. You know? So I was kind of like ‘oh, ok’ but it’s cool. I guess I’m just a little jealous or something, that’s why I’ve only rated 2 on respect. I feel a bit disrespected by that. You know?
Oh, yeah, my girl asked me to say its rad that it’s all gone cashless now. Much easier. Right? Yeah. Covid does do us some favours! Handy that they’re taking Amex too right, cos we’re trying to build up our points.
