Another multiverse fork crossroad

I am at a crossroad in my life. I want to get my self a fluffy pet, but I am not sure if I should get myself a kitten or a spider.

I got myself a spider. I called him Bruce. I assumed it was a him. Have you ever noticed how many Bruces make it to hero? Wayne, Robert, Lee, Almighty. Etcetera etcetera.
Or was it a her?

I turn Bruce over to see if I can find his ghastly spider penis. It seems I’ve been looking at my own spidery hand in a black, leather glove. Was there ever a spider? Is my hand a pet boy?

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